![]() “Trying is the first step toward failure.” - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons.Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” - Nanea Hoffman “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” - Mark Twain.“Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.” -Nanea Hoffmanĭon’t go the usual route to achieving your dreams read through these funny motivational quotes and have them inspire you instead!.“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” - James Johnson.Employees are at their happiest on Fridays." - Mokokoma Mokhonoana "Employers are at their happiest on Mondays.“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” - Oscar Wilde.“I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” - Clarence Darrow.Bob (Paul Wilson) and Peter (Ron Livingston), Office Space Peter: “I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.” Bob: “Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.”.The trouble was, it was my own.” - Les Dawson “I used to sell furniture for a living.“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” - Bill Gates.“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” - Robert Frost.“No man goes before his time - unless his boss leaves early.” - Groucho Marx.“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” - Leslie Nielsen.Unless the job is a statistician.” - Adam Gropman “Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent.“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey, Bossypantsįive days of your week are spent under someone else’s roof, so use up some of that time with these fun quotes about being a working stiff.Unless you’re a serial killer.” - Ellen DeGeneres “People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.” - Betty White. ![]() "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein.“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - George Burns.The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” - Sir Norman Wisdom “As you get older, three things happen.“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” - Graham Norton. ![]()
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